The Chronicles of Mingo

Teething, Plus Cat Burglary 101

Kitten gallops across the room, leaps on me, and bites my face.

Kitten: I’M TEETHING!

Me: I don’t care if you’re the fucking Tooth Fairy, you do that again and I’m shot-putting your furry little ass out the window!

Kitten: *purrrrrrrrrr*

In other developments, Squeaky is teaching Mingo how to open cupboard doors. Literally doing demos. Help, I’m outnumbered here.

Mary Holland

Mary Holland writes alternative-world fantasy for grown-ups. Her books include Matcher Rules, The Bone Road, and The Dog of Pel. She lives in the Santa Cruz Mountains with three cats and an ever-changing assortment of wildlife.

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