The Chronicles of Mingo

New, Improved, Instructions for Emptying the Dishwasher

Step 1: Open the dishwasher

Step 2: Remove dishes

Step 3: Close the…

Step 3A: Remove kitten

Step 4: Close the dishwasher

 

Mary Holland

Mary Holland writes alternative-world fantasy for grown-ups. Her books include Matcher Rules, The Bone Road, and The Dog of Pel. She lives in the Santa Cruz Mountains with three cats and an ever-changing assortment of wildlife.

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